This is my friend Hayley Bloomingdale multitasking on three mobile devices at the Met gala earlier this year. She is a sweet, soft spoken California transplant who lives in New York and works at Moda Operandi. She is also one of the funniest young women I’ve ever met. (Why is it always funnier when a dirty joke comes from a girl with a blowout and wearing a ball gown?) Anyway, at a recent fundraising dinner I had the good fortune of sitting next to her. Full disclosure: My primary phone is a Blackberry and I can barely get through an Instagram posting without assistance. But Hayley quite accurately told me that there were some glaring absences in the world of Emoji’s. She even had a list. So, herein is a list we compiled of symbols and icons the iPeople need to get on. Got some more? Leave your suggestions in the comments.

HAYLEY

- The middle finger
- Boobs
- Butt
- Motorcycle
- Mohawk
- G-rated sex positions (Could be illustrated by wildlife)
- Necklace
- Parrot
- Seagull
- Wings
- More birds in general
- Shark
- Exotic fish in general
- Cocaine
- Fluffy, adorable sheep
- Ethnic diversity in general
- Socks
- Fingers crossed
- Cheese
- A full pizza, not just a slice
- Electric chair
- Marijuana leaf
- Male twinsies
- Spiderweb
- Spider
- Butterfly
- Cowboy hat
- Cowboy
- Gold chain necklace
- Sunbathing
- Swimming pool
- Convertible car
- More bridal options
- A bloody knife
- Axe
- Hatchet
- More comedic weapons in general
- Girl with lots of shopping bags
- The Obama family
- Michael Jordan doing a slam dunk
- Talk to the hand face
- Giraffe
- Lobster
- Crabs
- More crustaceans in general
- Native American headdress (We agreed since I’m part Cherokee Indian I can use this)
- Sheriffs badge
- Avocado
- Witch hat
- Blackberry

Did we miss one? Feel free to leave suggestions in the comments section.